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CURRENTLY NOT SEEKING A RELATIONSHIP AT THIS TIME.
purpose of this page:
My ultimate goal here is to find the love of my life. I want to find someone who's goals, objectives and beliefs align with mine.
However, at this time I am only seeking to hangout. If you do not have a cool ass sense of humor, exit now and go kick rocks. Thanks
EXPECTATIONS:
1) That you are an individual who is loyal, honest, trustworthy, compassionate, loving and caring.
2) That you are an individual who has Commonsense, Integrity and Good Communication skills.
3) That you are an individual who has a raw, perhaps dark and dirty sense of humor.
4) That you are an individual who is kind, however, will not take no shit from anyone.
5) That you are an individual who absolutely loves to travel, hike, swim, and go on runs as a couple.
6) That you are an individual who does not currently have children, however, wants to bread and start a family when the time is right.
7) That you are an individual who is actually seeking a real relationship that will last a life time and perhaps into the after life.
PREFERENCES:
If you want to date me (or potentially enter into a relationship with me in the future), you MUST meet these preferences. There are very limited exceptions which I am not going to tell you what they are. So don't ask because that would be rude.
1) Age range: 21-35
2) Height: 4'11" - 5'3"
3) Weight: 150 lbs or less (No exception)
4) Body: Slim/Athletic (No exception)
5) Nails: I prefer you keep them short (No exception)
6) Hair: Not fake shit (No exception)
7) Eye lashes: Not fake shit (No exception)
8) Boobs: Fake boobs are weird
9) Body Parts: I prefer that you have all limbs (No exception)
10) Footwear: I absolutely HATE flats. I cannot stand looking at them. (No exception)
11) Interest: I prefer that we have the same or similar interest.
12) Music: I fucking hate rap crap.
13) Hair: Shave your pits & virginal area (No exceptions).. No hairy arms/legs (No exception)
My current desire
I desire to travel for at least the next two years (2025/2026). And during that time, I plan to figure my shit out and what I really want out of life. This will be the time for me to reflect on myself and accomplish some of my goals without restrictions.
During this time of reflection, I would love to find and meet new people. Hang out and do meaningful things. Perhaps even build a friendship along this journey. Companionship and a good time are what I seek for now. Now a good time does not mean that I am going to fuck your brains out. No. A good time means, "Let's go do something meaningful and exciting". Perhaps we go deep into the woods far from civilization, pitch a tent or build a fort, set a fire and cook in the middle of fucking no where. Or perhaps we go swimming in a pool, river, lake or the ocean. Perhaps take a long ass walk on the beach. And if we are really into each other, maybe you will get some cock.
Just know that this is a "NO WHORE ZONE". I am not into that shit. I don't go around fucking everything I see even if it looks good. I'd rather use my hands, pocket pussy or a blow up doll than sleep with a whore or slut.
First Date:
I would love for our first date to be a hiking trip. This means that you should be available for the entire day. If it is too cold outside, then perhaps we can go to the Mall and do laps. We could go to the Mall and do laps. Make sure that you dress for cool weather. I'll bring water, snacks, first aid and stuff.
On our hike, we can get to know each other and engage in a deep conversation and talk shit. On this hike, you can express yourself, your ideas, goals, and you can freely speak about whatever you want. This is the time for us to get to know each other and bond. I strongly prefer that we shut off our cell phones so that we can pay each other attention without the distractions. If you are interested, shoot me a message.
THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL GET LAID ON THE FIRST DATE. SO DON'T EXPECT IT.
Second Date:
If you are lucky to secure a second date with me, let's swim with sharks! Dead serious too.
If swimming with sharks is not an option at the time we arrange a second date, then perhaps we can go to a public indoor pool? Hopefully you have a two piece suit so that I can see all your curves and imperfections and vice versa (FYI, I have a one piece, haha). This does not make me a perve. It makes me someone who is interested in you from the first date. And if I am going to spend the rest of my life with you, I want to see how good you look in a two piece swim suit. Don't be shy. Because I can assure you that I won't.
THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL GET LAID ON THE SECOND DATE. SO DON'T EXPECT IT. AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU SHOULD NOT EVEN ASK FOR IT. IF IT HAPPENS, IT HAPPENS. IF NOT, IT'S WHATEVER. GETTING LAID IS NOT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING THAT I AM TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH HERE.
Intimacy
Making love is something that is special and should be cherished. It is the connection between two individuals bonding intimately. For me, it is not just about penetration into the virginial hole. Touch, feel, smell and kissing play a major role within intercourse. Kissing her on the neck and all over, kissing those beautiful lips and touching her body is a beautiful thing.
So, if you are trying to get into my pants, it's not going to happen like that. I decide when I want to penetrate some pussy. You don't decide for me. And if I decide I want to pursue it, then I'll let you know or not. Otherwise, and again, this is a NO WHORE ZONE.
Good looks
Good looks are not everything. I know that I am fucking handsome as fuck. And I would love a woman who is super drop dead gorgeous. She does not have to be a super model. However, I'd prefer that she is not plain as fuck. haha. I cannot be in a relationship with someone who is fucking fat. It is a major turn off.
A woman being fat as fuck show to me that she has no self-respect and that she has given up on herself. I don't want someone in my life who has given up on herself. I don't want a woman who has no self-respect. Fuck that. Grow a pair of balls and get your fat ass in shape. You don't have to be Miss Perfect, just get your fat ass in a healthier state physically. And don't bitch and complain that "I can't do it" Don't make fucking excuses. 11/19/2024
Mission:
My sole mission is to weed out all the non-hackers and find that special one. It could take weeks or even years. I don't give two shits. Because one day, I will find the love of my life. Someone who is loyal and honest as fuck no matter what happens.
I expect that this lady presents herself properly. For example, don't dress like a whore. Show some respect for yourself. And if you want to dress up at home or in the bedroom for play time, then I am cool with that. Just know that when you are out in public, your actions reflect upon me.
My son
This is my son Aiden. "Little God of Fire" And he is my world. I love him to death. The name Aiden comes from the Irish mythology and Gaelic culture. And because I am of German/Irish roots, this name fits him very well.
If this is a turn off for you, then EXIT now and go kick rocks really hard. If you are someone who can accept the fact that I have a son, then you just might be the one for me.
I, on the other hand would strongly prefer that you do not have children. And that you are open to starting a family with me permitted we are fully committed and married. I would not mind having four (4) wives, however, one (1) will do justice permitted she is an amazing and fearless woman.
Don't tell me you love me. Show and prove that you love me.
Don't tell me you love me. Show and prove that you love me.
Don't tell me you love me. Show and prove that you love me.
I want to feel love and how you talk to me. Love is showing up and seeing how excited you are to see me. Love is how you support me and take my side sometimes. Love is. Love is spending time with me. I want to feel love.
What is a Man?
Don't tell me you love me. Show and prove that you love me.
Don't tell me you love me. Show and prove that you love me.
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Time on Earth
Don't tell me you love me. Show and prove that you love me.
Time on Earth
I have spent 35 years on this Earth. And I cannot guarantee the next 65-86 years of life. Each day I grow older, I lose another day off my life. And I want to spend this time with someone or someone's who will love and appreciate me for me. Not for my looks. Not for my money. Not for what I have. Rather for who I am. So think about that if I allow you into my life.